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David Fisher
@DJFishhh
I can't believe I forgot to take out the trash 2 weeks in a row I feel like the worst kind of person
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David Fisher
@DJFishhh
Yes but it's Sunday
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David Fisher
@DJFishhh
this is the most awkward thing I've ever seen pic.twitter.com/6AetfuDQac
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David Fisher
@DJFishhh
@MietraAarabi @cuhristee14 Ugh I aam so glad they didn't include some of the things from that date
David Fisher
@DJFishhh
@monreyess Or siblings
David Fisher
@DJFishhh
David Fisher
@DJFishhh
Did I fall asleep on the beach for 2 hours on my stomach? Yes I did. And now half my body looks like a tomato
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David Fisher
@DJFishhh
When you put an entire load of laundry into the wash...and then your roommate tells you 20 minutes into the cycle that the dryer is broken
David Fisher
@DJFishhh
@DJFishhh We're sorry for the trek, David! We'll definitely keep Utah in mind.
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David Fisher
@DJFishhh
A drunk guy outside my apartment complex told me I looked like a hot mess. Thanks dude.
David Fisher
@DJFishhh
"You can order whatever drink you want" (My parents in Vegas)
Me: *Points at $250 drink*
Parents: Except that one
Me: *Points at $250 drink*
Parents: Except that one
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
