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god's bathroom floor
@DJ_Slizzard
I don’t want friends with benefits! I want pizza
I’m deeply terrified of dying one day
I’m deeply terrified of dying one day
Retweet of status by @sahana_srini
15 Jul 21
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I’m deeply terrified of dying one day
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god's bathroom floor
@DJ_Slizzard
Corona beer is reaching out to Delta airlines right now like “heyyyyyyyy. hang in there babe. it gets better thinkin of u ”
Retweet of status by @alyssalimp
29 Jun 21
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@DJ_Slizzard
self care pic.twitter.com/3NECOyDd7J
Retweet of status by @helenamierzwa
04 Dec 20
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god's bathroom floor
@DJ_Slizzard
How Chicago Is This Classic Photo?
A Wrigley Field Vendor In 1975.
#ChicagoHistory pic.twitter.com/NUaAW676mD
A Wrigley Field Vendor In 1975.
#ChicagoHistory pic.twitter.com/NUaAW676mD
Retweet of status by @Chicago_History
30 Nov 20
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A Wrigley Field Vendor In 1975.
#ChicagoHistory ™️ https://t.co/NUaAW676mD
god's bathroom floor
@DJ_Slizzard
SVU returns on my birthday. how glorious
28 Oct 20
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god's bathroom floor
@DJ_Slizzard
No one:
People after gaining 5 followers: Hi got some new followers, so I’m introducing myself. I tweet about… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
People after gaining 5 followers: Hi got some new followers, so I’m introducing myself. I tweet about… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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29 Sep 20
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People after gaining 5 followers: Hi 👋🏻 got some new followers, so I’m introducing myself. I tweet about… https://t.co/F6d3IkKwMB
god's bathroom floor
@DJ_Slizzard
Disney is the last place I’d ever wanna go.
Not cause of COVID or anything, I just think at age 28 I’d rather tr… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Not cause of COVID or anything, I just think at age 28 I’d rather tr… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
11 Jul 20
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Not cause of COVID or anything, I just think at age 28 I’d rather tr… https://t.co/ikQf3VZfmk
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@DJ_Slizzard
It will be tough to eat the rich because I have a refined palate and they probably taste disgusting
04 Jun 20
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@DJ_Slizzard
take r kelly. leave alex trebek
Retweet of status by @persiantittys
07 Mar 19
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@DJ_Slizzard
Who needs spooky season when you have seasonal depression & everyday is a nightmare lol
Retweet of status by @EwdatsGROSS
01 Oct 18
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god's bathroom floor
@DJ_Slizzard
Learn about us, what we’re up to, and what we came from!!!
youtube.com/watch?v=GtmmDA…
youtube.com/watch?v=GtmmDA…
Retweet of status by @BobbiToads
15 Sep 18
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https://t.co/x3Ml1cWy5w
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
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