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Parker Goebel
@D_Goebel55
I love getting messages saying class has been canceled
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Parker Goebel
@D_Goebel55
As I get older, I'm realizing that all the rich people I idolize never went to college.
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Parker Goebel
@D_Goebel55
What do you get when you mix a donkey and an onion? A piece of ass that'll bring a tear to your eye
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Parker Goebel
@D_Goebel55
I donβt care how cold it is outside donβt wear your high school letterman in college (ps itβs only 71 degrees)
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Parker Goebel
@D_Goebel55
This is so true pic.twitter.com/lXjrm5nXWZ
Parker Goebel
@D_Goebel55
I open my bank account every hour hoping money magically appears
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Parker Goebel
@D_Goebel55
College gives you the constant feeling that if you aren't doing something, you are doing something wrong
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Parker Goebel
@D_Goebel55
this weekend has been the best with friends and family
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Parker Goebel
@D_Goebel55
PSA TO HIGHSCHOOL STUDENTS : COLLEGE IS 100000x HARDER THAN HIGHSCHOOL. START STRESSING. twitter.com/_sosaagyal/staβ¦
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Parker Goebel
@D_Goebel55
Yesterday was one to remember
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Parker Goebel
@D_Goebel55
I love college you talk to people around you(not knowing their name) about how much you're failing and life sucks! I'm not alone
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
