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Dad and Buried
@DadandBuried
brutal way to start career
2020
hip injury rehab
remote mtgs
no QB1 reps
70-yr old OC
OFF designed for anothe… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
2020
hip injury rehab
remote mtgs
no QB1 reps
70-yr old OC
OFF designed for anothe… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Retweet of status by @SharpFootball
06 Aug 22
copy & paste +upvote -downvote brutal way to start career
2020
✅hip injury rehab
✅remote mtgs
✅no QB1 reps
✅70-yr old OC
✅OFF designed for anothe… https://t.co/9xyWXFVxDe
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Dad and Buried
@DadandBuried
Tua Tagovailoa hitting Tyreek Hill with the 65-yard TD @brgridiron
(via @3rdnJuan)
pic.twitter.com/zV6dKnFZ2Q
(via @3rdnJuan)
pic.twitter.com/zV6dKnFZ2Q
Retweet of status by @BleacherReport
30 Jul 22
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Tua Tagovailoa hitting Tyreek Hill with the 65-yard TD 😳 @brgridiron
(via @3rdnJuan)
https://t.co/zV6dKnFZ2Q
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Dad and Buried
@DadandBuried
ohhh how drunk was i last night, what did i do ..... [ remembers smoking a single cigarette ] oh my god
Retweet of status by @picardie_aurora
13 Jul 22
copy & paste +upvote -downvote ohhh how drunk was i last night, what did i do ..... [ remembers smoking a single cigarette ] 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️ oh my god
Dad and Buried
@DadandBuried
the world:
people having kids:
people having kids:
Retweet of status by @HeavenlyGrandpa
19 Dec 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote the world: 🔥🤪🔥
people having kids: 🙈
Dad and Buried
@DadandBuried
24 Jun 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote he gave me $50 for a plan b and I bought crablegs instead😍
Dad and Buried
@DadandBuried
mary: i’m pregnant
joseph: how? we haven’t had sex
mary: um idk.. god
joseph: ok
joseph: how? we haven’t had sex
mary: um idk.. god
joseph: ok
Retweet of status by @soldierboy69_
09 Apr 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote mary: i’m pregnant
joseph: how? we haven’t had sex
mary: um idk.. god
joseph: ok 👍😄
Dad and Buried
@DadandBuried
I accidentally sent an insane movie quote to my landlord pic.twitter.com/MZYcqRd5Ga
06 Dec 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I accidentally sent an insane movie quote to my landlord 😬😬😬 https://t.co/MZYcqRd5Ga
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Dad and Buried
@DadandBuried
@Jesikabelcher Haha as if you guys aren’t crazy too!
25 Sep 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @Jesikabelcher Haha as if you guys aren’t crazy too! 🤣🤣🤣
Dad and Buried
@DadandBuried
My mom texted me “Happy Valentine’s Day ” first thing this morning and now my dad wants to meet behind the bleachers to kick my ass.
14 Feb 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote My mom texted me “Happy Valentine’s Day 😍😍😍” first thing this morning and now my dad wants to meet behind the bleachers to kick my ass.
Dad and Buried
@DadandBuried
MY LIL' DEBUT SOLO LP "I LOOK LIKE SHIT" IS FINALLY BACK IN PRINT ️ FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE 2016! LIMITE… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Retweet of status by @jeffrosenstock
31 May 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote MY LIL' DEBUT SOLO LP "I LOOK LIKE SHIT" IS FINALLY ⚡️ BACK ⚡️ IN ⚡️ PRINT 🖨️ FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE 2016! LIMITE… https://t.co/hmAG8lOd41
Dad and Buried
@DadandBuried
If i give a speech for my dudes second engagement dinner, is it appropriate to start off by saying "welcome back everyone?"
Retweet of status by @seanbaggett81
05 May 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote If i give a speech for my dudes second engagement dinner, is it appropriate to start off by saying "welcome back everyone?" 🤔
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* 🙈🙈🙊