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The way the kid snapped into character pic.twitter.com/L400nfGoDO
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@Dadsaysjokes
Why do French people eat so many Snails ?
Because they don't like fast food.
Because they don't like fast food.
Dad Jokes
@Dadsaysjokes
Why is it impossible to starve in the desert?
Because of all the sand which is there (read aloud, twice ).
Because of all the sand which is there (read aloud, twice ).
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@Dadsaysjokes
Why is it impossible to starve in the desert?
Because of all the sand which is there (re aloud, twice ).
Because of all the sand which is there (re aloud, twice ).
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@Dadsaysjokes
Her: Why donβt you write a book instead of your stupid word play jokes?
Me: Thatβs a....novel idea
Me: Thatβs a....novel idea
Dad Jokes
@Dadsaysjokes
I went into my local bookstore and asked for a book on turtles
The assistant said. βHardbackβ. I said. βYeah, with little headsβ.
The assistant said. βHardbackβ. I said. βYeah, with little headsβ.
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
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ReganBrittany
@ReganBrittany
Nanana diva is the female version of the hustlaaaa! #gettinmoney
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Rickygonz1215
@Rickygonz1215
If I weighed 182 I'd be cut
