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Daggerlad
@Daggerlad2
Me: *Getting so excited from the movie previews that I throw up a little bit*
Guy sitting in front of me:
Me: *… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Guy sitting in front of me:
Me: *… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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Daggerlad
@Daggerlad2
Gf: Look at these drawings everywhere! Babe I didn’t know you drew
Me: I don’t know where these came from. There… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Me: I don’t know where these came from. There… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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Daggerlad
@Daggerlad2
Thought I saw Sanda climbing up the chimny with his sack but it was just my adult son stealing my electronics
Daggerlad
@Daggerlad2
So two giants moved in with me and I’m pretty much like their cat now I guess
Daggerlad
@Daggerlad2
@AdderallBlack “If you can’t handle the edge” *pointing at the audience and they all scream in unison* “DONT MESS WITH THE DAGGER!!”
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
