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@DaniSalazar1616
People signing up to serve: I honestly can’t wait I’m super excited
People currently serving: DONT EVER FUCKING SIGN UP.
People currently serving: DONT EVER FUCKING SIGN UP.
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@DaniSalazar1616
Rick and I move to our new place on the first and we havent even started packing yet SOS
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@DaniSalazar1616
I need someone to take pics of my dog but doesnt charge a million dollars
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@DaniSalazar1616
@Kamille_nyree Same text me!!!!
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@DaniSalazar1616
WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY pic.twitter.com/frM8FAaQ8a
Retweet of status by @reIatabIe
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@DaniSalazar1616
I'm probably the only one in NM who's never been to McCalls pumpkin patch lmao
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@DaniSalazar1616
As bad as the roads in NM are I can never tell if somebody is flashing me or if they just drove over a pot hole
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@DaniSalazar1616
My tips last night were almost as much as my paycheck
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@DaniSalazar1616
someone get me this bag please pic.twitter.com/w0nKWEyCjk
Retweet of status by @girlydose
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@DaniSalazar1616
This cutie got BRACES today pic.twitter.com/BimKexVoI1
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@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
