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Jailbeard, Lost Pirate β
@Danzig303
This guy Iβm into fell asleep *while* I was texting him, do you think he likes me?
Retweet of status by @K_Fortunately
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Jailbeard, Lost Pirate β
@Danzig303
Congrats to one of my bestest and longest buds on here on hitting one 1k give him a follow and submit your beβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Retweet of status by @MatticusFinch1
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Jailbeard, Lost Pirate β
@Danzig303
Balloons are weird...
Who knew a child could get so excited by a sack of stale breath
Who knew a child could get so excited by a sack of stale breath
Retweet of status by @vodkaqueen6969
Jailbeard, Lost Pirate β
@Danzig303
1997: Participating in trivia night at the local Hooters, I - a Gay- was the only one out of 75 people who knew tβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Retweet of status by @henchbeaver
Jailbeard, Lost Pirate β
@Danzig303
WONDER WOMAN
Comissioned art
For awesone girl @monique.rizzeto
#patreon AUGUST bach reward
support me if yβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Comissioned art
For awesone girl @monique.rizzeto
#patreon AUGUST bach reward
support me if yβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Jailbeard, Pirate Princess Shade π
@Danzig303
Tweet call
Send me 1 tweet of yours and unlimited of friends on the following subjects: Hope, Jeans and Kids.β¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Send me 1 tweet of yours and unlimited of friends on the following subjects: Hope, Jeans and Kids.β¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Retweet of status by @ShellHasDragons
Jailbeard, The Incarcerated Pirate
@Danzig303
Dear Young Women,
Never marry a man who cannot properly roll up an extension cord.
This is just asking for trouble.
MT
Never marry a man who cannot properly roll up an extension cord.
This is just asking for trouble.
MT
Retweet of status by @PearlsFromMyrna
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Jailbeard, The Incarcerated Pirate
@Danzig303
cinematographers fetishizers
loving footage
loving footage
Retweet of status by @acidicjews
Jailbeard, The Incarcerated Pirate
@Danzig303
The dead: *gates of Hades*
Cerberus: ___/
/| |\
Cerberus: ___/
/| |\
Retweet of status by @Jamberee13
Jailbeard, The Incarcerated Pirate
@Danzig303
[Facebook]
"I'm depressed."
Friend: "OMG, What's wrong? How can I help?!"
[Twitter]
"I'm depressed."
Followers: "LOL" ** **
"I'm depressed."
Friend: "OMG, What's wrong? How can I help?!"
[Twitter]
"I'm depressed."
Followers: "LOL" ** **
Retweet of status by @IamDadSerious
Jalbeardzi, The Typo Pirate Yaarrrr
@Danzig303
Tick Tock, Tick Tock
Time on a clock. ..
Tomorrow, Tuesday
8am EST / 1pm
The engine starts again. This weeβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Time on a clock. ..
Tomorrow, Tuesday
8am EST / 1pm
The engine starts again. This weeβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Retweet of status by @Time_Tags
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
