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Rek
@DarekJacks
St Clair Shores: where you get parking tickets for parking right in front of your own house
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Rek
@DarekJacks
I promise I will be the best dentist there is because, I will not be talking to you while you have a mouth full of metal instruments
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@DarekJacks
me: "i think i just lost my gag reflex"
@DarekJacks : "you're gonna make someone really happy someday kayla"
@DarekJacks : "you're gonna make someone really happy someday kayla"
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Rek
@DarekJacks
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! Who the hell wrote this song?!? twitter.com/realdonaldtrumβ¦
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@DarekJacks
If my McChicken and my girl both drowning and I could only save one Catch me at my girls funeral Cuz im lovin' it
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Rek
@DarekJacks
Idk how people hate waking up early
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@DarekJacks
I hate that I work so much now but I'm swimming in cash
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@DarekJacks
it's 4 2 0 today but I'm not smoking weed I'm smoking the bible because heaven is the highest you can get
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@DarekJacks
Miami is crazy af
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@DarekJacks
If I had a dollar for every person that has blocked me
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@DarekJacks
If my girl gets herpes, it ain't called herpes anymore, it's called ourpes because we're in this shit together!!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
