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Darth Putin
@DarthPutinKGB
Years - 1
Victories - 0
Economy -
Ruble -
Europe - Heated
Gas price - Down
Pants - Soiled
Vest - Bullet prooโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/1โฆ
Victories - 0
Economy -
Ruble -
Europe - Heated
Gas price - Down
Pants - Soiled
Vest - Bullet prooโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/1โฆ
24 Feb 23
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Victories - 0
Economy - ๐ฝ
Ruble - ๐ฉ
Europe - Heated
Gas price - Down โ๏ธ
Pants - Soiled
Vest - Bullet prooโฆ https://t.co/R7qw4mJSdf
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Darth Putin
@DarthPutinKGB
Weeks - 49
Victories - O
Racoons - 1
Economy -
Dead - 130,000
War Crimes - ๏ธ
Scholz - Traitor
Prisons - Emptyโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/1โฆ
Victories - O
Racoons - 1
Economy -
Dead - 130,000
War Crimes - ๏ธ
Scholz - Traitor
Prisons - Emptyโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/1โฆ
02 Feb 23
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Victories - O
Racoons - 1
Economy - ๐ฝ๐ฉ
Dead - 130,000๐ป
War Crimes - โพ๏ธ
Scholz - Traitor
Prisons - Emptyโฆ https://t.co/o4jx0wm1Gz
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Darth Putin
@DarthPutinKGB
@juliamacfarlane This proof of BBC connection to NAFO and thus the CIA.
07 Dec 22
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Darth Putin (Parody. lol.)
@DarthPutinKGB
Weeks - 37
Victories - O
Economy -
Dead - 78,000
War Crimes - ๏ธ
Bluffs - Constantly called
Crimea Bridge - Shutโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/1โฆ
Victories - O
Economy -
Dead - 78,000
War Crimes - ๏ธ
Bluffs - Constantly called
Crimea Bridge - Shutโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/1โฆ
10 Nov 22
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Victories - O
Economy - ๐ฝ๐ฉ
Dead - 78,000
War Crimes - โพ๏ธ
Bluffs - Constantly called
Crimea Bridge - Shutโฆ https://t.co/2B7X8357uY
Darth Putin
@DarthPutinKGB
Weeks - 8
Victories - 0
Sanctions - ๏ธ
Friends - 0
Moscow - Sunk
Generals - Dead
Army - Sucks
Le Pen - Losing
I remain a master strategist
Victories - 0
Sanctions - ๏ธ
Friends - 0
Moscow - Sunk
Generals - Dead
Army - Sucks
Le Pen - Losing
I remain a master strategist
21 Apr 22
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Victories - 0
Sanctions - โพ๏ธ
Friends - 0
Moscow - Sunk
Generals - Dead
Army - Sucks
Le Pen - Losing
I remain a master strategist
Darth Putin
@DarthPutinKGB
Do not believe *anything* until the Kremlin denies it
theguardian.com/business/2021/โฆ
theguardian.com/business/2021/โฆ
22 Dec 21
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https://t.co/5Nqab0dic3
Darth Putin
@DarthPutinKGB
I've just arrested someone for calling me "the fourth dwarf of the apocalypse"
13 Dec 21
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Darth Putin
@DarthPutinKGB
This always triggers the tankies
07 Nov 21
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Darth Putin
@DarthPutinKGB
Sauce
ft.com/content/138a08โฆ
ft.com/content/138a08โฆ
27 Oct 21
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https://t.co/iJt50KtLVF
Darth Putin
@DarthPutinKGB
This always triggers the tankies
07 Nov 20
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Darth Putin
@DarthPutinKGB
Top 5 Coronavirus cases worldwide
1. USA (Putin)
2. Brazil (Bolsonaro)
3. Russia (Putin)
4. India (Modi)
5. UK (Cummings)
1. USA (Putin)
2. Brazil (Bolsonaro)
3. Russia (Putin)
4. India (Modi)
5. UK (Cummings)
13 Jun 20
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1. ๐บ๐ธ USA (Putin)
2. ๐ง๐ท Brazil (Bolsonaro)
3. ๐ท๐บ Russia (Putin)
4. ๐ฎ๐ณ India (Modi)
5. ๐ฌ๐ง UK (Cummings)
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
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