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dave horwitz
@Dave_Horwitz
been a while since there's been one of those tweets that's like
girls love to eat a little snack
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girls love to eat a little snack
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dave horwitz
@Dave_Horwitz
I did dry January! A whole month without a drop of water
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dave horwitz
@Dave_Horwitz
@caitiedelaney Yeah heβs so hot in that when he says sugar water
dave horwitz
@Dave_Horwitz
Hey guys I miss you!! Twitter meet up at La Poubelle tonight at 9 for socially distanced drinks! No masks cuz doy weβre outside!
Dave Horwitz
@Dave_Horwitz
@andmarywaslike Whisky soaked idiot
Dave Horwitz
@Dave_Horwitz
Fellas if she textin' this emoji combo she's in LOVE with you and she thinks you're a horse so maybe let her know you're not a horse.
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Dave Horwitz
@Dave_Horwitz
POSSIBLE LOOPHOLE: Can a woman get an abortion if she converts the fetus to islam?
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Dave Horwitz
@Dave_Horwitz
siiiimply, haaavin', a staggering bout of seasonal depression
Dave Horwitz
@Dave_Horwitz
PERFECT COSTUME IDEA
Manic Pixie Ninja Turtles
PERFECT COSTUME IDEA
Manic Pixie Ninja Turtles
PERFECT COSTUME IDEA
Dave Horwitz
@Dave_Horwitz
Hardest thing about dating yourself? FINISHING TWO ENTREES HONEYYYYYYYYYYY
Dave Horwitz
@Dave_Horwitz
The way some people troll for attention on the internet is disgusting, but how I do it is real cool
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
