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David Lengling
@DavidLengling
Irritated.
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David Lengling
@DavidLengling
I love my doctor, we have the best relationship. Other day she said if I want to get real cut I have to "stop getting white-girl wasted."
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David Lengling
@DavidLengling
Currently drinking a pink martini with pink pop rocks on the rim. Gayest yet the most amazing thing ever.
David Lengling
@DavidLengling
"Are there any of your fat garlic obesity rolls left bitch?" such a nice friend. @Brett_Lane25
David Lengling
@DavidLengling
Yep.... @DavidLengling is @VictoriasSecret and I'm @lanebryant
Retweet of status by @Brett_Lane25
David Lengling
@DavidLengling
TOO excited that NYE in Chicago is a go with my girl @Brett_Lane25! pic.twitter.com/7txJg4BiXP
David Lengling
@DavidLengling
Very excited to be doing The University of Alabama all-girl music in the next couple weeks! #RollTide
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David Lengling
@DavidLengling
Had an absolutely horrible feeling my flight was going to crash. Weird since I have no flying fears and fly weekly. Thankful we didn't!
David Lengling
@DavidLengling
โ@ThatsEarth: Jagged Cliffs of Kauai, Hawaii pic.twitter.com/XRLX7rmPE8โ @CourtneyJoers We were right here just over a year ago.
David Lengling
@DavidLengling
Found out I might be gluten intolerant...
A) This is the nerdiest thing that's ever happened to me.
B) All I eat is pasta/pizza/bread.
A) This is the nerdiest thing that's ever happened to me.
B) All I eat is pasta/pizza/bread.
David Lengling
@DavidLengling
We live in a crazy world where I can run a red light & I just get auto-debited right from my bank account. #NotCool http://t.co/zJY4Me3uKC
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
