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Dean
@DeanAustin_
Weeknd's next album gonna be lit twitter.com/wolfyneyda/staβ¦
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Dean
@DeanAustin_
The greatest player ever to wear an England shirt. pic.twitter.com/yCOyiT7XsM
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Dean
@DeanAustin_
It's getting to that time of the year where it's hard to get up in the mornings because it's still dark and freezing
Dean
@DeanAustin_
Imagine getting to London Bridge to find out that you need to go back to upper warlingham to move your car before it gets towed away
Dean
@DeanAustin_
This is going to be the slowest week ever
Dean
@DeanAustin_
Gylfi Sigurdsson (last season):
38 games
9 goals
13 assists
Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain (last six seasons):
129β¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/9β¦
38 games
9 goals
13 assists
Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain (last six seasons):
129β¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/9β¦
Dean
@DeanAustin_
Huddersfield have spent longer at the top of the Premier League in the last 2 years than Spurs.. pic.twitter.com/7jbnPZTm1q
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Dean
@DeanAustin_
I really want my own flat, cba to keep arguing with my family 5 seconds after stepping through the door every night after 12 hours at work
Dean
@DeanAustin_
Martial's dribbling #MUFC pic.twitter.com/jRFm6pGfVo
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Dean
@DeanAustin_
The Wealdstone Raider has been hired for a stag do in Barcelona and he's handcuffed to the stag. pic.twitter.com/KaPIJACtCU
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Dean
@DeanAustin_
Idk what's funnier meeting someone & 3 weeks later being in a relationship with them or blocking people on Facebook so they can't see it
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
