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Debra DiGiovanni
@DebraDiGiovanni
I’m learning to speak Italian and all the words sound so dramatic it feels like I’m mocking Italians.
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Debra DiGiovanni
@DebraDiGiovanni
@BigHern @asilnoux @JuliaLoken This is great and you are great
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Debra DiGiovanni
@DebraDiGiovanni
I hate April Fool’s Day and if you like it, I hate you too.
Debra DiGiovanni
@DebraDiGiovanni
Once I had to show my dad how to make a can of soup. I didn’t starve him or go on for 19 tweets.
Debra DiGiovanni
@DebraDiGiovanni
Why am I so scared to throw away/recycle bags? I legit can’t do it.
Debra DiGiovanni
@DebraDiGiovanni
My eldest sister just texted me asking if I needed some comic relief. Um? I AM comic relief.
Debra DiGiovanni
@DebraDiGiovanni
@guybranum @silkyjumbo UGH!! I adore you.
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Debra DiGiovanni
@DebraDiGiovanni
I took the ‘love language’ quiz and apparently, I don’t speak love.
Debra DiGiovanni
@DebraDiGiovanni
I am freshly pedicured. Time to improve my Wikifeet rating!
Debra DiGiovanni
@DebraDiGiovanni
I’ve been sober for 3.5 years- but I am still ENRAGED when I see someone not inhaling a joint/blunt.
Debra DiGiovanni
@DebraDiGiovanni
I did that gender swap on Snapchat and there was almost no change. Oh, it made my eyebrows THINNER.
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
