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Demi Martin
@DemiMartin_
The toddler stage is definitely harder than the newborn stage
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Demi Martin
@DemiMartin_
People with kids can be so bitter what’s wrong with supporting other people with kids, no ones child is better than anyone else’s
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Demi Martin
@DemiMartin_
Nothing’s better than being a kid at Christmas... Until you grow up and see you’re own kids enjoying Christmas, the most magical day
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Demi Martin
@DemiMartin_
We’re exchanging contracts on our house this week, I’m so excited
Demi Martin
@DemiMartin_
Trampy as fuck if you think taking drugs is normal
Demi Martin
@DemiMartin_
Finallyyyyyy 21
Demi Martin
@DemiMartin_
Can’t believe I have a nine month old baby, where has the time gone
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Demi Martin
@DemiMartin_
Can’t believe I go back to work TOMORROW can’t deal with all the regulars already
Demi Martin
@DemiMartin_
What a brass when blatantly bitchy girls post about being nice to everyone
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Demi Martin
@DemiMartin_
Don’t understand why it’s relevant what age someone gets pregnant
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Demi Martin
@DemiMartin_
Gives me the fear when people have their baby’s front facing in car seats before their ready
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
