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Derek Hoffman
@Derek_Hoffman58
@Shelby_Jo_ YESSSSS! Lol I lay in bed and say this to myself at least once a week. I swear if we could just start school at 8 am
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Derek Hoffman
@Derek_Hoffman58
#24Straight
Retweet of status by @DetroitRedWings
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Derek Hoffman
@Derek_Hoffman58
Not much worse than when you're changing a lightbulb (and it's your last lightbulb), andddd you drop and shatter that lightbulb
Derek Hoffman
@Derek_Hoffman58
β@NHL: In case you forgot, @RealStamkos91 has an unbelievable shot.
amp.twimg.com/v/25fae006-218β¦β Now that's a ridiculous angle goal man
amp.twimg.com/v/25fae006-218β¦β Now that's a ridiculous angle goal man
Derek Hoffman
@Derek_Hoffman58
@BROshak_15 Relax Debbie Downshak! Let's worry bout that after the Super Bowl!!!
Derek Hoffman
@Derek_Hoffman58
3.83 GPA in my first semester of grad school
Derek Hoffman
@Derek_Hoffman58
@spelle24 Pitbull is the halftime show at the Cowboys game right now ..lol I feel like he's following me man!
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Derek Hoffman
@Derek_Hoffman58
Every @ModernFam episode that @ADAMDEVINE is in, is legit two times as funny
Derek Hoffman
@Derek_Hoffman58
@mikethemiz @HulkHogan @steveaustinBSR @TheRock @JohnCena @RicFlairNatrBoy @R_Roddy_Piper THE GREATEST WWE BROS EVER pic.twitter.com/yQTrR08yVO
Derek Hoffman
@Derek_Hoffman58
@chad0616 Ahh dammit..we're both wrong. It's all the while*** girl
Derek Hoffman
@Derek_Hoffman58
Alwayysss see peeps I know walking through the fragrance department of Macy's #cologneguy
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
