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Devin Lee Johnson
@DevinEKLJohnson
Dear college children... behave yourselves today, please. Wear real clothes, know when enough is enough & remember the Lord is watching.
21 Oct 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Dear college children... behave yourselves today, please. Wear real clothes, know when enough is enough & remember the Lord is watching.βπ»
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Devin Lee Johnson
@DevinEKLJohnson
Dev told me we can go to Shake Shack whenever i come down and I honestly am going to cry
Retweet of status by @_graysonlee
19 Oct 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Dev told me we can go to Shake Shack whenever i come down and I honestly am going to cry ππ
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Devin Lee Johnson
@DevinEKLJohnson
Better get right with the Lord bc heβs the only one who can help ya once you hurt my little sister.
18 Oct 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Better get right with the Lord bc heβs the only one who can help ya once you hurt my little sister. ππ»
Devin Lee Johnson
@DevinEKLJohnson
How do people get all of their work done in 40 hrs?
Retweet of status by @hola_heather
10 Oct 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote How do people get all of their work done in 40 hrs? π«
Devin Lee Johnson
@DevinEKLJohnson
Dear 80+ degrees, just stop. Your time has come and gone. Get out. Sincerely, everyone.
26 Sep 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Dear 80+ degrees, just stop. Your time has come and gone. Get out. Sincerely, everyone. βπ»
Devin Lee Johnson
@DevinEKLJohnson
I'm already calling a Big Little Lies SWEEP
17 Sep 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I'm already calling a Big Little Lies SWEEP π₯
Devin Lee Johnson
@DevinEKLJohnson
It's almost October and it feels like a hot July day.
Retweet of status by @Tgat_mermaid
21 Sep 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote It's almost October and it feels like a hot July day. π©π€
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Devin Lee Johnson
@DevinEKLJohnson
My favorite Facebook behavior is that classic "share a sermon on Friday, be wildly rude about politics on Saturday" move.
16 Sep 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote My favorite Facebook behavior is that classic "share a sermon on Friday, be wildly rude about politics on Saturday" move. π
Devin Lee Johnson
@DevinEKLJohnson
I'm 50% excited + 50% having a panic attack about public speaking. pic.twitter.com/asQ83yqYnc
18 Sep 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I'm 50% excited + 50% having a panic attack about public speaking. ππ https://t.co/asQ83yqYnc
Devin Lee Johnson
@DevinEKLJohnson
Maybe my favorite compliment: "listen, I'm a b*tch, and I don't usually say nice things, but you have something amazing going on here."
16 Sep 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Maybe my favorite compliment: "listen, I'm a b*tch, and I don't usually say nice things, but you have something amazing going on here." ππ
Devin Lee Johnson
@DevinEKLJohnson
Shout out to husband for getting us some awesome security cameras for the stores.
Dear shady ladies, I will cut you.
Dear shady ladies, I will cut you.
15 Sep 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Shout out to husband for getting us some awesome security cameras for the stores. πΉππ»
Dear shady ladies, I will cut you. βοΈ
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* πππ