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Dev 2.0
@DevonBird3
Me: [pulls out my lightly salted peanuts]
Guy next to me on the airplane: hiii um sorry im actually allergic toβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Guy next to me on the airplane: hiii um sorry im actually allergic toβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Retweet of status by @lilsasquatch66
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Devon Bird
@DevonBird3
I CAN'T WAIT pic.twitter.com/fjo6XUr4dS
Retweet of status by @Timbuhwolf
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Devon Bird
@DevonBird3
Selena Gomezβs nudes FINALLY leaked pic.twitter.com/nIQjgtJhQh
Devon Bird
@DevonBird3
@Brett_Lane34 They still wouldn't text my ass.
Yoko Kurama
@DevonBird3
@Hose_Ayyee Saaaaaaame dude I just use my other skills to adapt and overcome.
Yoko Kurama
@DevonBird3
THIS SOME GENJUTSU SHIT pic.twitter.com/MwWI1BmDs4
Retweet of status by @shonenclout
Devon Bird
@DevonBird3
He figured it out when their balls touched pic.twitter.com/28h8GLCT1W
Retweet of status by @MistaOowl
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Devon Bird
@DevonBird3
doctor: im so sorry but it looks like he has cowboy disease. itβs bad
me: howdy partner
wife: oh my god
me: tβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
me: howdy partner
wife: oh my god
me: tβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Retweet of status by @_coryrichardson
Devon Bird
@DevonBird3
RISE AND SHINE NERDS! Eff the bread, let's get this lettuce!
Wait, that's got E. Coli now right? pic.twitter.com/byecZAnroj
Wait, that's got E. Coli now right? pic.twitter.com/byecZAnroj
Retweet of status by @AuxxZillary
Dirty Dev
@DevonBird3
Black and Chestnut Eagle
pic.twitter.com/PWDG7lRo9k
pic.twitter.com/PWDG7lRo9k
Retweet of status by @TheScaryNature
Devon Bird
@DevonBird3
When you're watching a horror movie and hear a noise in your house pic.twitter.com/XRIgBgGINP
Retweet of status by @Machinima
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
