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Sara.
@Dewitt13Sara
I accidentally liked Kali's picture within 5 seconds of being posted, buts its fine. Stage 10 clinger.
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Sara.
@Dewitt13Sara
Come on out today and celebrate with us! p.s. I totally have a snap filter for my party so come snap all of yourβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/8β¦
Retweet of status by @kaliflora45
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@Dewitt13Sara
those "y'all thought it was over" girls.... I mean yeah we thought it was over he cheated on you 6 times and u made 45 tweets about it
Retweet of status by @onherperiod
Sara.
@Dewitt13Sara
Overheard a little girl say "I'm gonna sit next to Laura. Do you think Laura loves me & talks about me like I love her? She's my bff."
Sara.
@Dewitt13Sara
I'm actually the funniest person I know
Sara.
@Dewitt13Sara
I wanna go to the zoo and kings island and I wanna go everywhere and do everything, but I need the $$ for it so I'll be at work instead
Retweet of status by @kayleenicole_99
Sara.
@Dewitt13Sara
keeping my mouth shut is getting harder and harder everyday
Retweet of status by @rianstamps
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@Dewitt13Sara
@Dewitt13Sara damn, I can't believe I got food poisoning from the French fries at Olive Garden.
Sara.
@Dewitt13Sara
"The story behind the bead that was stuck in my ear for 16 years" this is way too funny than it actually is pic.twitter.com/O61keGrgEW
Retweet of status by @FIirtationship
Sara.
@Dewitt13Sara
Booty had me like.. pic.twitter.com/uVFTDB6Pft
Retweet of status by @Dewitt13Sara
Sara.
@Dewitt13Sara
Getting up for work like... pic.twitter.com/g4KxCUFOyH
Retweet of status by @RetailJobLife
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
