iEmoji Feeds @^Dęëėê[Trade Mark]ضِييي[Smiling Face with Sunglasses][Victory Hand Dark Skin Tone][Crossed Fingers Dark Skin Tone] (DhopeAhmard)
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^Dęëėê™ضِييي😎✌🏿🤞🏿
@DhopeAhmard
16 Sep 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Once you start seeing stuffs like "fuck fake friends" on her status. Just know they've stopped borrowing her wigs, heels and bag😂😂
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^Dęëėê™ضِييي😎✌🏿🤞🏿
@DhopeAhmard
Women!!!! Stop asking guys out!!! Below I have exhibit A, B, C, and D!!!! twitter.com/switch_baby/st…
Retweet of status by @SadellaWallis
04 Sep 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Women!!!! Stop asking guys out!!! Below I have exhibit A, B, C, and D!!!! 😅😅😅 https://t.co/aNskDiWonz
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^Dęëėê™ضِييي😎✌🏿🤞🏿
@DhopeAhmard
19 Aug 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote My eyes r full of
uncontrollable tears because
you are far away from me.
I wish you were near me today
to cut these onions instead of me.
😥
^Dee♔™😎👊✌♔
@DhopeAhmard
How can I buy one shoe for 35K and you expect me to walk on the ground. Abeg if you hear any footsteps on your roof,na me that!!
Retweet of status by @rhevolutiongh
05 Jul 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote How can I buy one shoe for 35K and you expect me to walk on the ground. Abeg if you hear any footsteps on your roof,na me that!! 😂
^Dee♔™😎👊✌♔
@DhopeAhmard
05 Jul 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Imagine coming home to your girl in bed, you tell her a joke, then boom the nigga under the bed starts laughing too 😂😂.
^Dee♔™😎👊✌♔
@DhopeAhmard
29 Jun 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Kidney is now 50 million naira
Are you thinking what am thinking?
🤔🤔
^Dee♔™😎👊✌♔
@DhopeAhmard
The ability to hold back tears when food does not reach you in a ceremony is the highest level of maturity in life
Retweet of status by @iam_erhnehst
25 Jun 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote The ability to hold back tears when food does not reach you in a ceremony is the highest level of maturity in life😂
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^Dee♔™😎👊✌♔
@DhopeAhmard
the way I'm ugly I can't marry an ugly person and give birth to uglies...can't have many demons running in one house
Retweet of status by @bomtafriski
26 May 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote the way I'm ugly I can't marry an ugly person and give birth to uglies😏...can't have many demons running in one house😂😂
^Dee♔™😎👊✌♔
@DhopeAhmard
Bride Price 300k. But the guy who broke her virginity just gave her vanilla biscuits and coke.
Retweet of status by @Ohloowatoscene
18 Apr 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Bride Price 300k. But the guy who broke her virginity just gave her vanilla biscuits and coke.👀
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* 🙈🙈🙊