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ShewantstheD
@Disfordilaudid
Hey @Disfordilaudid, why you donโt share your nachos with the baby?!? pic.twitter.com/PsBCbW7eGH
Retweet of status by @Nursekellogg13
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ShewantstheD
@Disfordilaudid
Hey gurl. Are you a car alarm? Because youโre annoying and wonโt shut the fuck up.
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ShewantstheD
@Disfordilaudid
I guess the squats are working because I just ripped my pants on my butt.
ShewantstheD
@Disfordilaudid
Traffic stop:
Ma'am..
My name is Sara
I just need yo...
... with an H
Okay Hara I just need your license.
Ma'am..
My name is Sara
I just need yo...
... with an H
Okay Hara I just need your license.
Retweet of status by @ShitIHearOnDuty
ShewantstheD
@Disfordilaudid
Charge nurse: you have to sign up to be on a mandatory committee that meets once a week.
No I donโt, bye.
No I donโt, bye.
ShewantstheD
@Disfordilaudid
I found a can of corn in my T-shirt drawer. Why am I like this?
ShewantstheD
@Disfordilaudid
Hangovers at 28 are the fucking worst. Help.
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ShewantstheD
@Disfordilaudid
I just cried at work for like 10 minutes for no reason at all. I canโt wait for vacation.
ShewantstheD
@Disfordilaudid
ShewantstheD
@Disfordilaudid
Letโs all have a great night tonight
ShewantstheD
@Disfordilaudid
The Boston sunrise on the Fourth of July.
pic.twitter.com/mH1hDbOz9V
pic.twitter.com/mH1hDbOz9V
Retweet of status by @OnlyInBOS
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
