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@DispatchMess
@gradyrgardner @CUNEbulldogs @CUNE Former Concordia student here too miss that place!
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DispatchMess
@DispatchMess
: βSheriffβs Officeβ
: βHi I need you to come unlock my car.β
: βIβm sorry sir our deputies donβt caβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
: βHi I need you to come unlock my car.β
: βIβm sorry sir our deputies donβt caβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
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DispatchMess
@DispatchMess
Every time I think I've grasped how stupid people can be they find new and exciting ways to astound me
DispatchMess
@DispatchMess
The dayshift deputy who called off duty tonight said βHave a quiet nightβ on his off call.
What form of revenge is most appropriate?
What form of revenge is most appropriate?
DispatchMess
@DispatchMess
IF YOUR CALL STARTS WITH βTHIS ISNβT AN EMERGENCYβ STOP CALLING 911
DispatchMess
@DispatchMess
My pet peeve on 911 calls is when people say βget them here fastβ like my bad I specifically told them to take the scenic route.
DispatchMess
@DispatchMess
What kind of person takes the time to go out of their way to call and complain about a medical helicopter being too loud?
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@DispatchMess
Happy Thanksgiving pic.twitter.com/k9K2kzBUdd
DispatchMess
@DispatchMess
: β911 whatβs your emergency?β
: βI want to report a drug dealer.β
: βOkay how do you know heβs dealβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
: βI want to report a drug dealer.β
: βOkay how do you know heβs dealβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
DispatchMess
@DispatchMess
Just got an email from my boss with the subject line βChecking Inβ.
So obviously Iβm fired. It was a good run yβall.
So obviously Iβm fired. It was a good run yβall.
DispatchMess
@DispatchMess
One of my deputies died today and Iβm a mess.
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
