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Michael
@DoctorMSullivan
I LOVE that I can't shower and I really LOVE that I haven't been able to get through to my maintenance guy to fix the problem
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Michael
@DoctorMSullivan
My fantasy teams have already been decimated by injuries WHY FOOTBALL GOD WHY
Michael
@DoctorMSullivan
I leave cardboard boxes out for Sasha and all she does is sit in them and tear them apart. Little shit
Michael
@DoctorMSullivan
I JUST BEAT THE NAMELESS KING. GO ME! IT IS POSSIBLE
Michael
@DoctorMSullivan
Best part about living alone so far? The amount of time that I can spend being naked if I choose to do so. Life is good.
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Michael
@DoctorMSullivan
Tomorrow I meet my 7th manager in two years at Starbucks. What a fucking joke
Michael
@DoctorMSullivan
Training Sasha to be more of an outdoor cat is going to be harder than I thought
Michael
@DoctorMSullivan
I can't imagine how infuriating being a bartender on a Friday / Saturday night would be. These are true champions who deserve all our love
Michael
@DoctorMSullivan
Going on a fun little trip today
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
