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not so SLIM Shady
@DoseOfVitamin_A
"This looks like those little white things you pop on the floor" @georgiee_pooh18 @DoseOfVitamin_A
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not so SLIM Shady
@DoseOfVitamin_A
I need a nap.
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@DoseOfVitamin_A
I wonder if people get tired of lying.
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not so SLIM Shady
@DoseOfVitamin_A
I love that Eastwood is out of school cause there isn't traffic leaving my neighborhood in the morning.
not so SLIM Shady
@DoseOfVitamin_A
Dating me isn't hard at all. Just don't be a filthy fucking liar and don't sneeze into your hands. We'll be like gravy forever.
Retweet of status by @Forever420in
not so SLIM Shady
@DoseOfVitamin_A
I share a birthday with Tom Brady & Martha Stewart. That explains why I'm a cocky asshole who loves to cook and decorate shit.
not so SLIM Shady
@DoseOfVitamin_A
Salt your fries, not my vibes
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@DoseOfVitamin_A
@AreYouShook Get those taste buds ready.
Retweet of status by @Starbucks
not so SLIM Shady
@DoseOfVitamin_A
It makes me laugh when people argue about celebrities. They don't care about you or your irrelevant ass life. Please, have several seats.
not so SLIM Shady
@DoseOfVitamin_A
Running man challenge baby edition pic.twitter.com/SAEfLMquLa
Retweet of status by @WORLDSTARC0MEDY
not so SLIM Shady
@DoseOfVitamin_A
For all of you people hungover today stop by Walgreens and buy some "blowfish" it works miracles & will cure you instantly you're welcome!
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
