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Double J
@DoubleJsOnAir
Spoil ur girl, cuz thereβs a lot of dudes with unemployment money that will
Donβt lose her to one of them Pandemic boys
Donβt lose her to one of them Pandemic boys
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Double J
@DoubleJsOnAir
@LucysGorge Not all heroes wear capes
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Double J
@DoubleJsOnAir
Damn u fine as hell..... with that being said, may God continue to send u trash men until u choose me. Amen
Double J In The Morning π§
@DoubleJsOnAir
This virus came and took all your jobs and just think... this whole time you were worried about Mexicans
Double J In The Morning π§
@DoubleJsOnAir
Some of yβalls microwaves got spaghetti sauce from 2002 in em but you out acting a fool in the grocery store tryin to buy Lysol
Double J In The Morning π§
@DoubleJsOnAir
If ur taxes come in while ur at work and u wanna leave ASAP .... Iβm doin emergency calls (crying and all) for $100
Double J In The Morning π§
@DoubleJsOnAir
Date Night Tip: Go bar hopping and fake a proposal in each bar so people buy you both drinks all night and you get ur drink on for free
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Double J In The Morning π§
@DoubleJsOnAir
If anyone is Christmas shopping for me, Iβm a size 2 months rent
Double J In The Morning π§
@DoubleJsOnAir
Sorry I sprayed that WD40 in your mouth, but it did stop that noise you were making
Double J In The Morning π§
@DoubleJsOnAir
Thanksgiving is 5 weeks away... yβall got ya outfits ready to wear to the living room yet?
Double J In The Morning π§
@DoubleJsOnAir
At my funeral there will only be tissues. No food. You came here to cry, not eat.
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
