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Doug
@DougJ7777
I would eat @halsey halsey s ass!!
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Doug π³οΈβπ
@DougJ7777
@ChanoahLouise @monkeygagreflex Just two men with swords settling a disagreement like gentlemen.
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Doug
@DougJ7777
Guys, when you're done having sex.. don't forget to ejaculate.
#101sextips
#101sextips
Doug π³οΈβπ
@DougJ7777
Ariana could run over a pedestrian and some of you would be like:
"Omg yass! Queen of vehicular homicide! "
"Omg yass! Queen of vehicular homicide! "
Doug π³οΈβπ
@DougJ7777
It's crazy how alcohol kills boredom. Even the most boring TV show is watchable after a few drinks.
Doug
@DougJ7777
Get well soon Dear Leader.
#KimJongUn
#KimJongUn
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Doug π³οΈβπ
@DougJ7777
What did he have that I didn't pic.twitter.com/MV7XoYTeS1
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Doug π³οΈβπ
@DougJ7777
I'd treat Johnny Depp right.
Just saying.
#AmberHeardIsAnAbuser
Just saying.
#AmberHeardIsAnAbuser
Doug π³οΈβπ
@DougJ7777
80% of boys have girlfriends.. Rest 20% are having brain.
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Doug π³οΈβπ
@DougJ7777
blowing is definitely a talent of mine but apparently not when it comes to bubblegum pic.twitter.com/NfYjHQLDUF
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Doug π³οΈβπ
@DougJ7777
When our dog died in November I thought Iβd never see him again, but my wife has come up trumps here ..β¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
