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Dr. Eli David
@DrEliDavid
We don't have a monkeypox pandemic. But we certainly do have a clownpox pandemic
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Dr. Eli David
@DrEliDavid
Still believe the media? pic.twitter.com/ltfYasgFHn
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Dr. Eli David
@DrEliDavid
Paper straw in plastic wrap. The green movement in a single photo pic.twitter.com/Ce3elkwB7v
Dr. Eli David
@DrEliDavid
Twitter: 95% of accounts are real
Pfizer: Our vaccine is 95% effective
Pfizer: Our vaccine is 95% effective
Dr. Eli David
@DrEliDavid
1869: Scientists discover DNA
1969: Scientists put man on the moon
2022: Scientists can't define βwomanββ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
1969: Scientists put man on the moon
2022: Scientists can't define βwomanββ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Dr. Eli David
@DrEliDavid
Some people are getting 4th and 5th shots of a vaccine designed for a virus from three years ago that has mutated significantly since
Dr. Eli David
@DrEliDavid
This biological cheetah who now identifies as a human, just broke Usain Boltβs 100m world record pic.twitter.com/tT2Eh5TmCk
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Dr. Eli David
@DrEliDavid
Necessary for what? pic.twitter.com/kjiLXclQ5I
Dr. Eli David
@DrEliDavid
If you studied history and wondered how vibrant democracies turned into brutal dictatorships overnight, now you know...
Dr. Eli David
@DrEliDavid
Science:
1. Get vaxxed
2. Get boosted
3. Get Covid
4. Go to step 1
1. Get vaxxed
2. Get boosted
3. Get Covid
4. Go to step 1
Dr. Eli David
@DrEliDavid
The media:
Omicron is vaccine resistant
Also the media:
We may need to lock down again because of all the unvaccinated
Omicron is vaccine resistant
Also the media:
We may need to lock down again because of all the unvaccinated
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
