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Dress Blue Darling
@DressBlueDarlin
Plot twist: our relationship is seriously the bomb even though I post about him on social media all the time
Retweet of status by @kodys_girl623
13 Feb 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Plot twist: our relationship is seriously the bomb even though I post about him on social media all the time π±
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Dress Blue Darling
@DressBlueDarlin
*To the tune of Dougie*
Teach me how to make up
Teach me, teach me how to make up
All my brushes love me
Yeah all my brushes love me
Teach me how to make up
Teach me, teach me how to make up
All my brushes love me
Yeah all my brushes love me
11 Feb 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote *To the tune of Dougie*
Teach me how to make up
Teach me, teach me how to make up
All my brushes love me
Yeah all my brushes love me
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Dress Blue Darling
@DressBlueDarlin
If you expect me to let you cut in front of me on a merge lane even though there were 3 signs telling you to merge you have got to be high
Retweet of status by @PrinsassJay
09 Feb 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote If you expect me to let you cut in front of me on a merge lane even though there were 3 signs telling you to merge you have got to be high π
Dress Blue Darling
@DressBlueDarlin
Husband twitches in his sleep. His hand was on my chest and twitched so hard he knocked my phone into my face. My nose is now bleeding
30 Jan 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Husband twitches in his sleep. His hand was on my chest and twitched so hard he knocked my phone into my face. My nose is now bleeding πππππ
Dress Blue Darling
@DressBlueDarlin
I melt a little bit each time husband reaches out to touch me in his sleep
25 Jan 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I melt a little bit each time husband reaches out to touch me in his sleep π
Dress Blue Darling
@DressBlueDarlin
Sometimes I force husband to cuddle me while he sleeps. He's much easier to direct when he is unconscious
25 Jan 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Sometimes I force husband to cuddle me while he sleeps. He's much easier to direct when he is unconscious ππ
Dress Blue Darling
@DressBlueDarlin
drowning in tears pic.twitter.com/PkNynnM6cf
Retweet of status by @AmericasBelleXO
06 Jan 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote π drowning in tears https://t.co/PkNynnM6cf
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Dress Blue Darling
@DressBlueDarlin
The dollar spot at Target is my weakness
Retweet of status by @Blonde_Wife
31 Dec 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote The dollar spot at Target is my weakness ππΈ
Dress Blue Darling
@DressBlueDarlin
Sooooo I'm changing schools. Again. But this time I'm saving myself 20k and I'll be done by the time husband gets out! Worth it
30 Dec 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Sooooo I'm changing schools. Again. But this time I'm saving myself 20k and I'll be done by the time husband gets out! Worth it π
Dress Blue Darling
@DressBlueDarlin
You can tell I spend my life in the kitchen when almost all my gifts were for the kitchen
27 Dec 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote You can tell I spend my life in the kitchen when almost all my gifts were for the kitchen π
Dress Blue Darling
@DressBlueDarlin
And then went right back to sleep like nothing happen. Yall I am DYING over here.
03 Dec 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote And then went right back to sleep like nothing happen. Yall I am DYING over here. ππππππ
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* πππ