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Stormtrooper Stig
@DumpyStig
The @ukgarrison will be bringing some Imperial order to Clapham Common this weekend. Gonna be a good one letsrocklondon.com
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Stormtrooper Stig
@DumpyStig
Im apparently at the age where I need 2 pairs of specs. 1 for 'seeing' & 1 for reading
It was either that or bifocals
F M actual L Im old
It was either that or bifocals
F M actual L Im old
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Stormtrooper Stig
@DumpyStig
@sometimes_angry There really are no words.......
Dumpy Stig
@DumpyStig
Seeing someone you love in total pieces but unable to make them better.
That
That
Dumpy Stig
@DumpyStig
@andyparmo does it come with a "waffer* thin mint?"
*piss poor phonetic French accent....
*piss poor phonetic French accent....
Steve Of Brighton
@DumpyStig
Seems legit.... pic.twitter.com/NAo1lwTiET
Steve Of Brighton
@DumpyStig
@andyparmo @Nick7Houghton *boiks and pushes ham sarnie away*
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The Dumpy Stig
@DumpyStig
First day of walking (almost) normally. No crutches. Bruising is coming out & slight twinges, but least I'm more mobile
Steve Of Brighton
@DumpyStig
Note to self : when likening to the 8min version of Stone Roses' "I Am The Resurrection" DO NOT START AIR DRUMMING WHILST MAKING GRAVY
Steve Of Brighton
@DumpyStig
@debecca umm...............
Steve Of Brighton
@DumpyStig
@star_curl Anyhoo.... how's your good self?
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
