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Max Westmoreland
@E_Asylum
#LetsBeCops was hilarious!!
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Max Westmoreland
@E_Asylum
@danadearmond hey I saw u hosting the 2014 #AVN awards & I wanted to tell u how awesome/unique I think ur sense of humor is! I can relate.
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Max Westmoreland
@E_Asylum
"Check out this comic from Cyanide & Happiness!" It's tough to find nerdy girls.. explosm.net/comics/2104/ pic.twitter.com/NpfQExUVUF
Max Westmoreland
@E_Asylum
I like to wear bright-colored shirts so everyone who sees me gets blinded. Kinda like being #Medusa but less hardcore. Eff mirrors tho..
Max Westmoreland
@E_Asylum
"@E_Asylum: @jhorlick2 yo, let's get our ppl together to work on the prototype for that phone breathalyzer. " Who wants to blow on it?
Retweet of status by @jhorlick2
Max Westmoreland
@E_Asylum
Scratch that - I wish I had a #StarDestroyer . Crying kids & other annoying individuals would simply be jettisoned out the airlock! *sigh*
Max Westmoreland
@E_Asylum
Going to sleep is boring..
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Max Westmoreland
@E_Asylum
@alispagnola especially not at this hour - bed now, young lady!
Max Westmoreland
@E_Asylum
โ@presley_stinson: I wish there was a middle finger emoji. I would use it excessively."inverted is the middle finger in the #UK. #Emoji
Max Westmoreland
@E_Asylum
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
