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Squirrel the Red
@EarlSimpsonII
You see a spider, what do you do?
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Squirrel the Red
@EarlSimpsonII
Iβve got this awful disease where I canβt stop telling airport jokes. The doctor says itβs terminal... Iβm not sorry
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Squirrelly Claws π
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@EarlSimpsonII
As many of my followers know, I am opening a bakery; in the middle of a pandemic Sweet Cheeks! All of my foodβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
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Squirrkyl π¦
@EarlSimpsonII
@JennaEllisEsq Even the Sad Magas at the top (or bottom?) of the dung heap will need help working thru their griefβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
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Squirrelzilla
@EarlSimpsonII
@NadaAJones Spin cycle on the washer?
Squirrelzilla
@EarlSimpsonII
What do you call a man who cries while he pleasures himself?
A tearjerker.
A tearjerker.
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Squirrelzilla
@EarlSimpsonII
@NadaAJones I'ma say Canada. US girls seem too picky and uptight. No don't do that. No don't touch that. Ew you're going to lick...no!
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Squirr-El
@EarlSimpsonII
@HillaryClinton We know who won the popular vote, Mr. Trump. pic.twitter.com/faUVOxTnxO
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Squirr-El
@EarlSimpsonII
#EmptySeatMAGATour and the music sounds circus music !!
Let's help Tony and keep it trendingβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Let's help Tony and keep it trendingβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
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Squirr-El
@EarlSimpsonII
Happy Hump Day #RESISTERS !!
Yeah, I know....
Got you laughing while vomiting.....
Sorry pic.twitter.com/Z9tFaojUaC
Yeah, I know....
Got you laughing while vomiting.....
Sorry pic.twitter.com/Z9tFaojUaC
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Squirrelzilla
@EarlSimpsonII
@jonesdelinda1 All I know is in 2020 we better fight like a mofo because our lives literally depend on those election outcomes
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
