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@EatMyHalo
If it isn't, bring your receipt back to me for a refund on the days that were shit.
08 Aug 16
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@EatMyHalo
Why aren't McDonalds offering breakfast deliveries by drone yet? It's 2016 ffs, and we're still having to drive there like animals.
24 Jul 16
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@EatMyHalo
Bloody scary hearing Billy Bragg on 70s London #punkbritannia sounds like what's happening right now
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01 Jul 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Bloody scary hearing Billy Bragg on 70s London #punkbritannia sounds like what's happening right now ๐
Halo
@EatMyHalo
Going the shop for sweets. I think we should all have sweets, and a cup of tea. And a hug and kiss. And shut our gobs for 5 minutes.
26 Jun 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Going the shop for sweets. I think we should all have sweets, and a cup of tea. And a hug and kiss. And shut our gobs for 5 minutes.
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@EatMyHalo
STUNNING This has to be one of our favourite ever photographs of a Great White shark. Did youโฆ instagram.com/p/BECI86FGOnt/
Retweet of status by @thedailyjaws
10 Apr 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote STUNNING ๐ This has to be one of our favourite ever photographs of a Great White shark. Did youโฆ https://t.co/YyYOyvpX5M
Halo
@EatMyHalo
And someone is setting fireworks off, at 9am.
I'm sure that was a thrilling show.
I'm sure that was a thrilling show.
20 Mar 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote And someone is setting fireworks off, at 9am.
I'm sure that was a thrilling show.
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@EatMyHalo
High five to all others working the weekend, and wanting to stick a rocket up the arse of everyone tweeting 'it's the weekend!'
11 Mar 16
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30 Dec 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote 'He's got the world's largest collection of bum sticks and things you hit horses with'
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#2015Wipe #Cunk
26 Dec 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @Punkage Done all that, did the Trafalgar Square thing etc. It's crap no matter where you go, I'd rather go to bed.
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@EatMyHalo
Screeched like a monkey as soon as I paused it
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02 Dec 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Screeched like a monkey as soon as I paused it
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Halo
@EatMyHalo
Tomorrow my ridiculously funny husband publishes his 1st book. I am so bloody proud. You can get it here bit.ly/Lifeabet Go go go!
Retweet of status by @LexingtonSteel
04 Nov 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Tomorrow my ridiculously funny husband publishes his 1st book. I am so bloody proud. You can get it here https://t.co/jqR2eKQscF Go go go! ๐
...but wait! There's more!
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@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* ๐๐๐