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Lizzy Jordan
@EbaeJordan
You can raise her up a lady but thereβs one thing you just canβt avoid, ladies love country boys. #TraceAdkins
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Lizzy Jordan
@EbaeJordan
A sexy truck makes you 100x's more attractive
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Lizzy Jordan
@EbaeJordan
My red velvet Oreos are almost gone
Lizzy Jordan
@EbaeJordan
@andrea_cooper_ Hope your stomach stops making noises
Lizzy Jordan
@EbaeJordan
Made way more of a mess than what it was worth for a smoothie
Lizzy Jordan
@EbaeJordan
8 years without Papaw Jordan today.
Elizabeth Jordan
@EbaeJordan
I'm so irritable today
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Elizabeth Jordan
@EbaeJordan
Me:*reads a tweet to Jake about how a boyfriend should treat his girlfriend* "I'm not your bitch"
Jake: "Ya I know, I'm your bitch"
Jake: "Ya I know, I'm your bitch"
Elizabeth Jordan
@EbaeJordan
My license picture is better in black and white
Elizabeth Jordan
@EbaeJordan
@kleszczewski44 @TheLifeDiaries @FemaleTexts I am in the morning! He's a pain!
Elizabeth Jordan
@EbaeJordan
Bout to be dressed like I'm ready for Antarctica tomorrow
Retweet of status by @LisaWallace3
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
