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matt'
@Ebbssyy
When you put a jack through the sump on your car, nicely done Matt you fucking spastic pic.twitter.com/to92jmZYld
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matt'
@Ebbssyy
Told Matt that if we go on hols I'm gonna cock block and say he's my boyfriend and he said he'd drown me
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matt'
@Ebbssyy
Pay day tomorrow thank god
Retweet of status by @L0ubrooks
matt'
@Ebbssyy
Morning! I've decided relegation is positive & works for all! Ipswich get their biggest 2 games back & we get a guaranteed 6 points...
Retweet of status by @mrjakehumphrey
matt'
@Ebbssyy
Funny how the song "work" is so popular when half the people in the country don't know the meaning of the word
matt'
@Ebbssyy
I don't wanna go to sleep cos I don't want it to be Monday yet
Retweet of status by @frankietorrance
matt'
@Ebbssyy
Mum has just got a new iPhone and the fingerprint unlock "won't work with my thumb"
While she's still got the plastic screen protector on
While she's still got the plastic screen protector on
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matt'
@Ebbssyy
When you look at your balance and it's more than you were expecting
matt'
@Ebbssyy
No way pic.twitter.com/0fYHjlHM0a
Retweet of status by @neversh0utemma
matt'
@Ebbssyy
You tell your parents a week in advance for something, they forget and then suddenly it's my fault for not telling them
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
