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Ecks in January
@Ecksmas
People born in 1992 saying "I'm a monkey, this is gonna be my year!" ... That's actually the exact opposite of how it works.
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Ecks in January
@Ecksmas
What has no windows, no doors, and a star inside?
An apple? No friend. It's you in an upturned cardboard box. You were the star all along
An apple? No friend. It's you in an upturned cardboard box. You were the star all along
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Ecks in January
@Ecksmas
Learned @sjcvnt is the same age as me! I thought my fabulous to age ratio was doing pretty well but he's running laps around me w/ his fab
Ecks, but festive.
@Ecksmas
@Ecksmas hey, Ecks, got a phone call for you. It's 2005 calling with obvious Lost plots
Retweet of status by @moshpitson
Festive Lefty Tart
@Ecksmas
When I say "I'm a pretty boy " and someone says "No ur genderfluid" like... ur using that word, I don't think you've grasped what it means.
Festive Lefty Tart
@Ecksmas
Spooky Lefty Tart
@Ecksmas
I am a romantic. pic.twitter.com/0K9UhiEN8b
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Junglejim4322
@Ecksmas
Junglejim4322
@Ecksmas
Also told the girls I was in the "getting to know you" exercise with that my pronouns are they/them and they were both like "cool no probs"
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
