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@Eightinchgoat
Sheโs got the โฆ
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@Eightinchgoat
Some people on here have feelings, I just have really nice tits
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woke up craving bacon cheese fries with a fountain of ranch again
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I'm saying, unequivocally, it's yoga pants...
Yoga Pants will bring it to the yard
Yoga Pants will bring it to the yard
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@Eightinchgoat
i liked you better when your face was buried in my ass
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I stand for the National Anthem in my own house, but I look at the flag as a symbol of what we can be, not what we were or are. I'm old.
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Dear Jenny:
Does this look familiar?
Because they're all over my junk! Totally worth it!
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Does this look familiar?
Because they're all over my junk! Totally worth it!
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Someday, I hope to use this emoji: .
Done.
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May you have a lovely Sunday, and may your home be too small for company.
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@Eightinchgoat
I don't favstar so I just give out these bullshit emoji trophies
I'm sure the real ones are worth more on the black market
I'm sure the real ones are worth more on the black market
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@Eightinchgoat
Breaking up is hard to do, but breaking out is easy if one stops taking Valtrex
*GlaxoSmithKline paid nothing for this ad. Cheap bastards!
*GlaxoSmithKline paid nothing for this ad. Cheap bastards!
...but wait! There's more!
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
