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Elisa Garza β£
@ElisaMGarza
Playing cards with illiterate people is fucking impossible
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Elisa Garza β£
@ElisaMGarza
@ElisaMGarza Have fun good luck!!! And when you win big ,remember who does your nails when you are holding the prize money
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Elisa Garza β£
@ElisaMGarza
Iβm not a regular dad, Iβm a cat dad
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Elisa Garza β£
@ElisaMGarza
Elisas leaving to SA today. Iβm tryna clap. Sheβs fucking playing with the damn air fryer I bought her for her birthday
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Elisa Garza β£
@ElisaMGarza
Update @ElisaMGarza hid it then βfoundβ it when confronted
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Elisa Garza β£
@ElisaMGarza
I love you beautiful twitter.com/elisamgarza/stβ¦
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Elisa Garza β£
@ElisaMGarza
Elisas dump truck cool till Iβm tryna sleep and it takes up over half the bed
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Elisa Garza β£
@ElisaMGarza
I think Elisas dreaming sheβs in a mosh pit... how fun
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Elisa Garza β£
@ElisaMGarza
@gaberivas45 just gave yo girl a shot of Henny. Be prepared
YOURE WELCOME
YOURE WELCOME
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Elisa Garza β£
@ElisaMGarza
i need a friend group like dis, taking applications twitter.com/meliduenas1/stβ¦
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Elisa Garza β£
@ElisaMGarza
At least make me an extra, a stunt double, SOMETHING #disney pic.twitter.com/7IUrQywpQ0
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fakhright
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
