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Dirty Dan
@ElishaisYoDaddy
Conversations at 3am in a Mexican restaurant:
Drunk guy: "I'm from China"
Me: "Cool, what part?"
"North Korea." Wtf
Drunk guy: "I'm from China"
Me: "Cool, what part?"
"North Korea." Wtf
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Dirty Dan
@ElishaisYoDaddy
My album.... Still jammin! twitter.com/oo_so_zesty/stβ¦
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Dirty Dan
@ElishaisYoDaddy
How has President Trump affected the female search for happiness? pic.twitter.com/1muCNvfjya
Dirty Dan
@ElishaisYoDaddy
School ends in 3 weeks and I'm lowkey sad
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Dirty Dan
@ElishaisYoDaddy
They've survived poverty and war. Meet the couple that's been married for 65 years pic.twitter.com/0fkuB458Ux
Dirty Dan
@ElishaisYoDaddy
Gender is a social construct and "gender reveals" are fuckin stupid. Goodnight
Dirty Dan
@ElishaisYoDaddy
@anuscosgrove are you dumb? they're twins in real life
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Dirty Dan
@ElishaisYoDaddy
Come check out our first Pink Rose Buds workshop of the quarter TOMORROW AT 7PM! Hope to see you there pic.twitter.com/6HAmplqzEd
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Dirty Dan
@ElishaisYoDaddy
Wishing you all a lovely Easter, or Passover or Celebration of the Spring Equinox. Maybe it's just sunday to you. Whichever it is... enjoy
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Dirty Dan
@ElishaisYoDaddy
You let one thing slide and mfuckersss start ice skating
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Dirty Dan
@ElishaisYoDaddy
Thank you to everyone who came out to our table to sign up for Pink Rose Buds today & yesterday! Any questions? Hβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/8β¦
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
