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Elizabeth Guettner
@ElizGuettner
Guy in my class: "Professor? Can I leave class for like 10 minutes?"
Prof: "why?"
Guy: "there's a Snorlax nearby. They're super rare"
Prof: "why?"
Guy: "there's a Snorlax nearby. They're super rare"
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Elizabeth Guettner
@ElizGuettner
Pulled a muscle in my thigh, six page single spaced paper due on Thursday morning, things are going great
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Elizabeth Guettner
@ElizGuettner
"I'm not a geek, I'm just a unique weasel" New favorite quote
Elizabeth Guettner
@ElizGuettner
When you have a dream that you're traveling around in Europe and then you wake up and realize you're not and that you have finals
Elizabeth Guettner
@ElizGuettner
waiting for my hair to grow like
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Elizabeth Guettner
@ElizGuettner
When you're trying to save gas and your dad keeps taking your car out instead of his
Elizabeth Guettner
@ElizGuettner
Pray for Nepal
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Elizabeth Guettner
@ElizGuettner
I literally look like a bum right now and my dads like "oh by the way we're going to take our passport photos right now"
Elizabeth Guettner
@ElizGuettner
Elizabeth Guettner
@ElizGuettner
I get paid to put band aids on fingers, tie shoes, read with kids and grade papers. #bestjobever
Elizabeth Guettner
@ElizGuettner
Literally all of the conversations I've overheard for the past two hours have been about the frickin color of the dress
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
