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Ali
@ElliottSafe
Somebody comment under your Instagram pic like "". And y'all be like "thank you" Lol what in the fuck you saying thank you to
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Ali
@ElliottSafe
Girl : your nothing like the other guys Swae all they wanna do is try to fuck
Me: I just want the topping pic.twitter.com/Bl3o1CjWtg
Me: I just want the topping pic.twitter.com/Bl3o1CjWtg
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Ali
@ElliottSafe
Ramadan: the one time of year I redownload the athan app
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Ali
@ElliottSafe
competitive gf: beats you in 2k routinely, talks mad shit, you pretty sure if you fought she'd win, ass fat tho pic.twitter.com/KnBwk6IxNi
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Ali
@ElliottSafe
My best friend is having 2nd thoughts about some guy & he's rich AF so I converted all "S" in convos to "$" so she can focu$
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Ali
@ElliottSafe
@lunarnomad oh man you hit it spot on
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Ali
@ElliottSafe
Going down my uber driver history and it doesn't look too different from your average sex offender list
Ali
@ElliottSafe
Hold that L ma. Don't make black twitter get you the fuck up up outta here too RT @ayeshacurry: 55-6 though
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Ali
@ElliottSafe
Me trying to earn these Beyonce tickets pic.twitter.com/QFISgcbSQV
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
