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elorida
@Elorida_x
Imagine being mates with me for more than 3 years and still believing my “I’m on my way” texts LOOOL see you in 2 hours
Retweet of status by @Dannycommockx
27 Oct 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Imagine being mates with me for more than 3 years and still believing my “I’m on my way” texts LOOOL see you in 2 hours 🙃
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elorida
@Elorida_x
Uni is a scam it will make you gain weight, not sleep and ruin your skin
09 Oct 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Uni is a scam it will make you gain weight, not sleep and ruin your skin🤕
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elorida
@Elorida_x
If you ask a girl to come over and she says “to do what” abort mission bro. She ain’t on you like that
Retweet of status by @jayandreas_
12 Jun 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote If you ask a girl to come over and she says “to do what” abort mission bro. She ain’t on you like that 😂
elorida
@Elorida_x
‘Better late than never’ has seemed to become my motto for sixth form
Retweet of status by @__emilyatkinson
22 May 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote ‘Better late than never’ has seemed to become my motto for sixth form😴😴😴😴😴
20 May 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote A whole prime minister couldn’t even pattern an invite to the royal wedding😂😂. Theresa May is useless bmt 😭😭
elorida
@Elorida_x
I mean I love life but it would be better if I lived in the tropicssss
Retweet of status by @immylane11
13 May 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I mean I love life but it would be better if I lived in the tropicssss🌴
elorida
@Elorida_x
WHY doesn't tan stick to your chest the way it does the rest of your body ?! don't wanna b ultra dark with milk bottle tits
Retweet of status by @elhullxnd
12 May 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote WHY doesn't tan stick to your chest the way it does the rest of your body ?! don't wanna b ultra dark with milk bottle tits😧😧
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elorida
@Elorida_x
I enjoy my own company way to much
Retweet of status by @xhelenastevenss
02 Apr 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I enjoy my own company way to much😄
25 Mar 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Nothing lasts nowadays cos people don’t think long term, that’s where I’m different to them 🤷🏻♀️
elorida
@Elorida_x
I don’t know how I’m gonna manage this all nighter but that’s what I get for starting an assignment 19 hours Before it’s due in
14 Mar 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I don’t know how I’m gonna manage this all nighter but that’s what I get for starting an assignment 19 hours Before it’s due in😥
elorida
@Elorida_x
So glad schools cancelled tomorrow. I mean I wasn’t gonna go in but atleast now I’m not gonna feel guilty about it
01 Mar 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote So glad schools cancelled tomorrow. I mean I wasn’t gonna go in but atleast now I’m not gonna feel guilty about it😅
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* 🙈🙈🙊