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Emily Hype Allyn
@EmilyHopeAllyn
Why does it feel like when someone responds "Funny." to a text message, they do not mean that they think what you said was funny?
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Emily Hype Allyn
@EmilyHopeAllyn
If you sell weed in San Francisco and you don't do it outside of the airport terminals, YOU AREN'T TRYING HARD ENOUGH
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Emily Hype Allyn
@EmilyHopeAllyn
@EmilyHopeAllyn Spinning is a natural deliriant. Children know this and love to spin. (Also because time is a flat circle)
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Emily Hype Allyn
@EmilyHopeAllyn
@EmilyHopeAllyn @sexdrugsjokes Thank you!
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Emily Hype Allyn
@EmilyHopeAllyn
Think Positive.
Life is too short, so enjoy it while you still can.
Life is too short, so enjoy it while you still can.
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Emily Hype Allyn
@EmilyHopeAllyn
Itβs been quite a year full of laughter and buds,
Roll up tonight to celebrate our show turning ONE! β¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/9β¦
Roll up tonight to celebrate our show turning ONE! β¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/9β¦
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Emily Hype Allyn
@EmilyHopeAllyn
@EmilyHopeAllyn Yeeeeeeeee!!! I love you and I love snacks!!!
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Emily Hype Allyn
@EmilyHopeAllyn
KEEP IT UP YOU'RE DOING GREAT
Emily Hope Allyn
@EmilyHopeAllyn
Thereβs a second talk this Saturday at noon twitter.com/hobodiac/statuβ¦
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Emily Hope Allyn
@EmilyHopeAllyn
Sunday night comedy vibes #The420FriendlyComedyShow pic.twitter.com/6Edp9m8WIc
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Emily Hope Allyn
@EmilyHopeAllyn
Iβm not very good at subtly smiling. Iβm either totally cheesin or got the RBF. Like or . CAUSE I DONβT DO SHIT HALFWAY.
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
