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Emmy Bender
@Emily_Jannee
Yo my dad is 55 today & he didn't answer my call. My voicemail: "happy birthday, I realize you're probably at AARP or something"
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Emmy Bender
@Emily_Jannee
I need a change of pace. Maybe I should dye my hair. Maybe I should travel. Endless possibilities
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Emmy Bender
@Emily_Jannee
Me: *coughing profusely *
@BetsyRec : *looks at me* shhh. Emmy, please.
@BetsyRec : *looks at me* shhh. Emmy, please.
Emmy Bender
@Emily_Jannee
@tylerrmichael yes tilly
Emmy Bender
@Emily_Jannee
If there is anyone on Grey's who deserves happiness, it's Owen, and he keeps getting handed the short end of the stick. I can't
Emmy Bender
@Emily_Jannee
Throwback to running into @LuisaaTrapaga and @JaaJazmin at the bar last night
Emmy Bender
@Emily_Jannee
Sent lauren the fugliest snap and she replies "that's going in your birthday collage" oh good
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Emmy Bender
@Emily_Jannee
My dad to his dad: "I thought my name was dummy til I was 54" #justbenderthings
Emmy Bender
@Emily_Jannee
Why does everyone in my family need to sleep with the tv on?! I need silence
Emmy Bender
@Emily_Jannee
Of course Pi Phi has a groutfit themed chapter
Retweet of status by @corRADin2
Emmy Bender
@Emily_Jannee
Our 8:30 a.m. class was canceled tomorrow. This is the reaction of the most dramatic people you'll ever meet โฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/8โฆ
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
