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@EmmaleaT
Good morning penis wrinkles.
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EmmaleaT๐
@EmmaleaT
Fuck all those things
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EmmaleaT๐
@EmmaleaT
I don't have a TC. My Twitter wife is too stoned to keep track of that shit. We just keep rolling.
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@EmmaleaT
That was fast. Thank you @Hostess_Snacks pic.twitter.com/begjLSdBaB
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@EmmaleaT
@EmmaleaT @GordonRamsay Iโm no Gordon Ramsey but they need gravy
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@EmmaleaT
#PickupLineFailures There is a party in my pants and you should come.
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Watch a singer go against an account manager for big , NOW on #JokersWild! pic.twitter.com/zVJZdcMfuF
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EmmaleaT๐
@EmmaleaT
I unloaded the dishwasher, soooo I'm done for the day.
*cracks beer *
*cracks beer *
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@EmmaleaT
Holy Shit Google street view is fucking evil. I better go clean my porch and make a Fuck Off sign for my window beโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/1โฆ
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#WhenIYellBingo then you've finally found my second clit That's right, move over third nipple
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@EmmaleaT
I have secured the launch codes. I'm simply waiting for confirmation from Oregon. #YeahYoureWelcome
@EmmaleaT
@EmmaleaT
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
