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EquallyInsane Comedy
@EquallyInsane
The newest addition to the Broems family. Welcome home, Jack! pic.twitter.com/kFMFIR9y7B
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EquallyInsane Comedy
@EquallyInsane
"I've been hot, I've been lukewarm, I've been freezing, but I've always been a headliner" RIP Don Rickles. Thanks for 90 years of laughter
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EquallyInsane Comedy
@EquallyInsane
Shout out to Ashton Kutcher for actually doing something to change the world instead of just blogging about how others can make it better
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EquallyInsane Comedy
@EquallyInsane
I didn't even know people body shamed Lady Gaga during the half time show. Probably because I myself was 7,000 calories deep in 7 layer dip
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EquallyInsane Comedy
@EquallyInsane
Me - You guys argue about the strangest shit
Him - How so?
Me - Say something to her
Him - I like soup
Her - you're a narcissist
Me -
Him - How so?
Me - Say something to her
Him - I like soup
Her - you're a narcissist
Me -
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EquallyInsane Comedy
@EquallyInsane
Man, Chris Brown threw a bag full of drugs out his window the one day I wasn't standing out side of it
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EquallyInsane Comedy
@EquallyInsane
This girl on Instagram just posted a selfie with the quote "let your smile change the world", and she's not even smiling
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EquallyInsane Comedy
@EquallyInsane
*2016 so far*
January - This is my year!
February - Be patient, it could still be your year!
March - Oh come on
April - SERIOUSLY?!
May -
January - This is my year!
February - Be patient, it could still be your year!
March - Oh come on
April - SERIOUSLY?!
May -
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EquallyInsane Comedy
@EquallyInsane
Just hit 10K followers!!!!!!!! Thank you guys! pic.twitter.com/Doy9xu259H
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EquallyInsane Comedy
@EquallyInsane
Me - Does horse meat ever end up in your brisket?
Server - I don't believe so
Me - If it did, would you call it "Seabrisket"?
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Server - I don't believe so
Me - If it did, would you call it "Seabrisket"?
Server -
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EquallyInsane Comedy
@EquallyInsane
RIP to the "Likes" and "RT's" I forfeited because I had to add 2 words to my last tweet
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
