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ergonomix
@Erlissaaa_
dom: what about taco thursdays?
me: that's for tuesdays
dom: no...tuesdays are for TAQUITOS
me: that's for tuesdays
dom: no...tuesdays are for TAQUITOS
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ergonomix
@Erlissaaa_
When your uncles and aunties overdo it with the emoji be like βok boy esta bye β
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ergonomix
@Erlissaaa_
@keonivincent i need the season 4 premiere of pushing buttons with keoni
ergonomix
@Erlissaaa_
Future Son
pic.twitter.com/mgRZEHKaNu
pic.twitter.com/mgRZEHKaNu
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ergonomix
@Erlissaaa_
i seriously need to get back in the gym...im lacking w my squats
ergonomix
@Erlissaaa_
@foreverabs like why are you bringing these up omg
ergonomix
@Erlissaaa_
just met a girl w the same birthday as me and shes way cooler than me hahahahahah
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ergonomix
@Erlissaaa_
can't even threaten to kill your kids in peace nowadays smh if had a $1 for every time They told me they was gonna kill me when I was a kid
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vaden
@Erlissaaa_
Chyna: coach Sam, what's your pants size?
Coach Sam: elastic.
Coach Sam: elastic.
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vaden
@Erlissaaa_
*Overheard at Payless
Employee: Sir you can't come inside without shoes
Man: Dalai my slipper just broke!
#Guamthings
Employee: Sir you can't come inside without shoes
Man: Dalai my slipper just broke!
#Guamthings
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
