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Evelyn
@Evelelen
happy national GF day to all the twitter girlies who always fav my tweets
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Evelyn
@Evelelen
I can never buy alcohol without the cashiers ALWAYS having something to say Iβm about to turn 23 AKA Iβm nearingβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
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Evelyn
@Evelelen
Evelyn
@Evelelen
summer 2020 goals pic.twitter.com/smtQHQ649i
Evelyn
@Evelelen
cuddling with a skinny man is all fun and games until you lose him in between the couch cushions like a remote control
Evelyn
@Evelelen
The government tells me Iβm essential to keep society running but what if I just wanna be essential to y o u
Evelyn
@Evelelen
I really hope I get to become a foster parent someday
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Evelyn
@Evelelen
look @ my cute liddo fam. love my boysssss pic.twitter.com/RY0Mfxtxr6
Retweet of status by @sabrinaosrs
Evelyn
@Evelelen
ugh babies are SO cute but I know my destiny is to be the auntie that drinks too much at family functions and collects expensive purses
Evelyn
@Evelelen
Yβall are so boring. Coming back on at 1PM when unemployed twitter finally wakes up & starts their shit
Evelyn
@Evelelen
what if.... I had kissed you at Area 51.... aha ha, jk lol.... unless ?
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
