12.
Childless Father
@EwwitsZak
The Perfect Luv Tape, But from Uziβs perspective pic.twitter.com/0eGkDSb5jg
Retweet of status by @cashphrasejones
15 Sep 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote The Perfect Luv Tape, But from Uziβs perspective π https://t.co/0eGkDSb5jg
13.
Childless Father
@EwwitsZak
Diaper changed
Baabaa fed
Binky in
Bedtime goodnight pic.twitter.com/IAS5yT9qVM
Baabaa fed
Binky in
Bedtime goodnight pic.twitter.com/IAS5yT9qVM
22 Jun 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Diaper changed β
Baabaa fed β
Binky in β
Bedtime π goodnight https://t.co/IAS5yT9qVM
14.
15.
16.
17.
18.
Childless Father
@EwwitsZak
gm checklist:
wake up
brush my teeth
think about her & punch a hole in the wall
brush my teeth again β¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
wake up
brush my teeth
think about her & punch a hole in the wall
brush my teeth again β¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Retweet of status by @liluzitard
12 Jun 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote gm checklist:
wake up β
brush my teeth β
think about her & punch a hole in the wall β
brush my teeth again β
β¦ https://t.co/ncKTVbBZBT
Childless Father
@EwwitsZak
- youβre so wet
- youβre hurtin for a squirtin
- youβre hurtin for a squirtin
Retweet of status by @BeefedUpStud
10 Apr 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote π«- youβre so wet
β
- youβre hurtin for a squirtin
Childless Father
@EwwitsZak
ATTENTION!!!!!
X was born on January 23rd
Gekyume was born January 26th
Jesus took 3 days to resurrect
spotlight uh moonlight uh
X was born on January 23rd
Gekyume was born January 26th
Jesus took 3 days to resurrect
spotlight uh moonlight uh
27 Jan 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote π¨π¨ ATTENTION!!!!! π¨π¨
X was born on January 23rd
Gekyume was born January 26th
Jesus took 3 days to resurrect
spotlight uh moonlight uh
Childless Father
@EwwitsZak
ww2 mfs b like βshe thought it was my cock but my Sturmgewehr 44 very hardβ
Retweet of status by @truubular
14 Nov 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote ww2 mfs b like βshe thought it was my cock π but my Sturmgewehr 44 π« very hardβ
Childless Father
@EwwitsZak
No nut November is almost upon us fellas pic.twitter.com/MBh2d6AV27
27 Oct 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote No nut November is almost upon us fellas π https://t.co/MBh2d6AV27
19.
20.
21.
22.
Childless Father
@EwwitsZak
Before I go to bed Ima expose my homies out of love (a thread):
Retweet of status by @EwwitsZak
24 Oct 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Before I go to bed Ima expose my homies out of love π (a thread):
Childless Father
@EwwitsZak
Me: *sends risky text*
Them: ββ
Me: pic.twitter.com/jLTiDRcDUv
Them: ββ
Me: pic.twitter.com/jLTiDRcDUv
Retweet of status by @StussyTheGoat
15 Oct 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Me: *sends risky text*
Them: βπ¬β
Me: https://t.co/jLTiDRcDUv
Childless Father
@EwwitsZak
I donβt care if ur pussy stinks just as long as itβs wet..I donβt mind a little sewage water
23 Sep 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I donβt care if ur pussy stinks just as long as itβs wet..I donβt mind a little sewage water π€€π
Childless Father
@EwwitsZak
My beard finally connects, this winter bouta be lumber jack season for me
24 Sep 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote My beard finally connects, this winter bouta be lumber jack season for me π€ π€
...but wait! There's more!
12.
fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* πππ