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Arya Stark
@ExcuseMyTweets
Life is not a FAIRY TALE.
If you lose your shoes
at midnight,
YOU ARE DRUNK
If you lose your shoes
at midnight,
YOU ARE DRUNK
Retweet of status by @eugene_bosco
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Arya Stark
@ExcuseMyTweets
Roommate asks stupid question. I answer said question. Roommate then gets mad at me when she realizes what a dumb question it was
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Arya Stark
@ExcuseMyTweets
An old man just told me I was a dumb ass liberal bc he asked if I was excited about the inauguration & I said no. Gotta love the south
Arya Stark
@ExcuseMyTweets
I Should've Got My Haircut Yesterday, My Barber Is Spanish And They Already Drunk Talking Bout Some "Wepaaa" While He Cutting My Hair
Retweet of status by @Fame_Effect
Arya Stark
@ExcuseMyTweets
I just saw something claim the average breast size in the US is a 34 DD. Is this because everyone is fat or people are lying?
Arya Stark
@ExcuseMyTweets
Just bought a camera who trynna let me take some trash ass fake deep pictures and let me fuck after ?????
Retweet of status by @wavechild_
Arya Stark
@ExcuseMyTweets
when bae sends u messages to wake up to pic.twitter.com/3TU3mP4Nhx
Retweet of status by @lilpochaco
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Arya Stark
@ExcuseMyTweets
"There are moments where, whatever the attitude of the body, the soul is on its knees" - VH
Arya Stark
@ExcuseMyTweets
More news is coming out supposedly from a survivor of the Orlando massacre. Thoughts?! pic.twitter.com/Obmmyn837R
Retweet of status by @WORLDSTAR
Arya Stark
@ExcuseMyTweets
I really just want a boyfriend so I have someone to put air in my tires
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@ExcuseMyTweets
Nobody checking for Meek, he's beefing with the wall.....i can NOT lmaooooooo twitter.com/HandsomeAssh0lโฆ
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
