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FScottFitzJesse π¦
@FScottFitzJesse
I want to get cute and go on a date
Retweet of status by @tashas2526
01 Jun 19
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FScottFitzJesse
@FScottFitzJesse
Stop eating dinosaur nuggets they are already endangered!
02 May 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Stop ππ» eating ππ» dinosaur ππ» nuggets ππ» they ππ» areππ» already ππ» endangered!
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FScottFitzJesse
@FScottFitzJesse
*drinks CBD infused tea, *takes bath in CBD infused salts, *rubs CBD cream on stiff neck and joints*
4/20
4/20
Retweet of status by @Darlainky
20 Apr 19
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F. Scott FitzJesse
@fscottfitzjesse
Iβm gonna cry for 30 sec. is that okay?
12 Mar 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Iβm gonna cry for 30 sec. is that okay?
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F. Scott FitzJesse
@fscottfitzjesse
Tomorrow all my clocks are correct again. Donβt @ me, we all make our choices in life....
Retweet of status by @blowfish8888
09 Mar 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Tomorrow all my clocks are correct again. Donβt @ me, we all make our choices in life....π
F. Scott FitzJesse
@fscottfitzjesse
@fscottfitzjesse @RSun82 Disney Princess of the Hipster aesthetic is really good way of describing me.
Retweet of status by @sneksnark
23 Jan 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @fscottfitzjesse @RSun82 Disney Princess of the Hipster aesthetic is really good way of describing me. π
F. Scott FitzJesse
@fscottfitzjesse
cop: do u know why i pulled u over
me: cuz i was going too fast too furious on this nasty ass roaβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
me: cuz i was going too fast too furious on this nasty ass roaβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Retweet of status by @Dustinkcouch
18 Jan 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote cop: do u know why i pulled u over
me: cuz i was going too 2οΈβ£ fastβ©β© too 2οΈβ£ furious π‘πΌ on this nasty π ass π roaβ¦ https://t.co/Yl8Ypk4mrX
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F. Scott FitzSpooky
@fscottfitzjesse
03 Oct 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Doctor listens to my chest: I can hear some wheezing
Me: *thinks* wow, this one graduated at the top of his class π
F. Scott FitzJesse
@fscottfitzjesse
I wanna be one of those couples people look at and think, βThose two definitely do weird shit to each other.β
Retweet of status by @cherryb0mb16
22 Sep 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I wanna be one of those couples people look at and think, βThose two definitely do weird shit to each other.β ππΌππΌ
F. Scott FitzJesse
@fscottfitzjesse
I just want to kiss your fucking face,
You fucking fucker
You fucking fucker
Retweet of status by @Jalapeno_Biznis
03 Jun 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I just want to kiss your fucking face,
You fucking fuckerπ
F. Scott FitzJesse
@fscottfitzjesse
@LMHPhotog A dick canβt change its spots.
11 May 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @LMHPhotog A dick canβt change its spots. π
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Bentley_SODMG
@Bentley_SODMG
β@lynn_krysta: Thank You Jesus. , I really hate that there isn't a cross emoji...β
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08 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote β@lynn_krysta: Thank You Jesus. πβͺ, I really hate that there isn't a cross emoji...β
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